Slim Pickins Angled Foregrip

Because Your C-Clamp Looks Like a Dying Starfish

Let’s talk about your support hand. Right now, it’s either wandering around your handguard like a lost tourist or cramping up because you’re trying to grip a rail that’s thicker than a summer blockbuster.

The Slim Pickins AFG is here to end the awkwardness. We’ve trimmed the fat, ditched the bulk, and created a grip so low-profile you’ll forget it’s there—until you realize you’re actually driving the gun instead of just riding along for the recoil.

Why Your Current Grip is Garbage:

• The "Vertical Chonk" Factor: Most grips are designed for people with hands the size of dinner plates. This one is for people who value ergonomics over ego.

• The "Weight Problem": Metal grips are great if you want your rifle to feel like a boat anchor. Ours is 3D printed, making it lighter than your pride after a missed stage.

• The "Snag Hazard": Stop getting your gear caught on your sling, your barrier, or your own dignity. This slim profile slides through obstacles like a politician avoiding a direct question.

Features That Don’t Suck:

• The Perfect Angle: Scientifically calculated to put your wrist at an angle that doesn’t scream in agony after ten minutes of low-ready.

• Minimalist Footprint: It takes up just enough rail space to be useful, leaving plenty of room for your lights, lasers, and other tactical jewelry.

• Aggressive Micro-Texture: We gave it enough bite to stay put in the rain, mud, or the cold sweat of realization that you forgot to bring extra batteries.

• Heat Resistant-ish: It’s printed in high-temp polymer. It’ll handle your rapid-fire fantasies just fine, but maybe don’t use it as a handle for your suppressor after a mag dump.

The "Is This For Me?" Checklist:

1. Do you have hands? Yes.

2. Do you hate bulky, 2005-era tactical gear? Yes.

3. Do you want to look like you know what "bore axis" means? Absolutely.